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casual fridays?

casual fridays?

wear a tie EVERY day...youre working for Mix

locked up yup

locked up yup

dick locked up at work by this business slut for Mixtrix

stranger with candy

stranger with candy

his lame dick has officially been clowned

tie leash

tie leash

a tie is the perfect collar and leash for Mixtrix to pull her business slut along.

ogre

ogre

schichi's third and final form. this is his true inner self. he is ugly on the inside. run if you see him...

awesome response

awesome response

how schichi replies when he is approached for service despite being owned

reluctant ATM

reluctant ATM

what schichi sees on his computer screen and the old lady that lives inside him and defines his taste

locked up casual

locked up casual

even in casual clothes, the dick is all dressed up with nowhere to go...

now you know bitch

now you know bitch

Mixtrix uses the fact he has such a hardon for her to take advantage of schichi's wallet.

plasticman

plasticman

schichi is like some fucked up mannequin or extra tan man. looks like he should host a game show in hell

home depot cart

home depot cart

part of schichi's attempt to seem rebellious and filthy by leaving a Mixtrix based graffito on a Home Depot shopping cart. he was prolly terrified!

graffiti dick

graffiti dick

schichi not only wrote this on his dick because it belongs to Mixtrix, but because he likes any excuse to touch himself.

aDICKted

aDICKted

locked upyuppie AND casual dick for Mixtrix

garage jerker

garage jerker

MEN hang out in garages! im not gay if i jerk there, am i Miss Mixtrix? yes, youre always gay schichi.

drool dick

drool dick

dick chain and drain for Mixtrix

cumrugger

cumrugger

schichi came in his office at work and rubbed it in the carpet. now he just eats it. is better for the environment and like all yuppies, schichi likes to promote environmental consciousness without compromising his lifestyle by doing it in real ways.

clean up on aisle seven!

clean up on aisle seven!

schichi's boner for Mixtrix knocked this bulb off a walmart shelf and its untimely demise was captured in this pic.

TERRORATSEA!

TERRORATSEA!

a young schichi learns to show his ass on a cruise he went on with a bunch of boyfriends

seedy fuck skeet

seedy fuck skeet

rolled in sesame seeds, this unappetizing dong log is for the birds. no one else wants it.

home depot addict

home depot addict

how boring people spend time, wandering around home depot looking for new ways to gentrify their investment preperties

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